Danish newspaper humor on the COP: How many delegates does it take to install a light bulb?
The answer is here: http://blog.politiken.dk/ytournel/2009/12/10/cop15-pa-15-sekunder-dag-4/ and translates to:
12 to discuss which direction the light bulb should be turned
157 to insist on having the light bulb produced in their home country
13 to oppose the installation of the light bulb
19 to question the very existence of the lamp
38 to discuss whether to use an energy saving light bulb
1 immigrant to do the dirty work.